Websites
that go off.
We design custom sites, AI assistants, Google rankings and ads for local businesses. Live in 7 days. You own everything. No contracts. No cap.
Your business. Your colors. Your vibe. We build it around what you sell.
Design your site with me. Live.
Type your business name, pick a vibe, flip on features. Your website builds itself in front of you — then we make it real.
How bad is your current site?
Drop your link. We grade it like Google and your customers do — then show you exactly what's costing you money.
Every business gets its own look.
No templates. No cookie-cutter. Here's a taste of the styles we design — yours gets built from scratch around your brand.
From “my nephew made it” to “who built this?!”
Name-brand furniture, real prices online, $10 down. Come sit on it today.
Website updated 3/14/2014
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Welcome to our Website!!!
We have the BEST prices in town on all kinds of furniture. Come visit our store today. Click here for directions. We accept cash and check.
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Your website is your best employee. It works 24/7, never calls in sick, and closes customers while you sleep. Most local sites look like 2009. Yours won't.
Site. AI. Google. Ads. We do all of it.
Websites that convert
Custom design — zero templates. Fast, mobile-first, built to turn visitors into calls.
AI assistants
A chat bot trained on your business that answers customers 24/7 and books them in.
Rank on Google
Local SEO, Google Business Profile, town pages. Show up when they search.
Ads + video reels
Meta + Google ads and scroll-stopping reels that actually look good.
Stores & catalogs
Sell online, take bookings, show inventory — synced to how you really work.
Automations
Auto-reply DMs, lead follow-ups, review requests. Your business on autopilot.
What's a better site worth to you?
Estimate only. Assumes a dated site converts ~1% of visitors and a fast, mobile-first site with clear calls-to-action and chat converts ~2.5%. Your results depend on your business.
Agency quality. Not agency prices.
Big agencies charge $5k–$15k for this. We build faster with AI-powered tools and pass the savings to you.
- Up to 5 custom-designed pages
- Mobile-first, lightning fast
- Lead form that texts/emails you
- Google Business Profile setup
- On-page SEO + sitemap
- Click-to-call & maps
- Up to 12 pages — everything in Starter
- AI chat assistant trained on your business
- Local SEO pages for every town you serve
- Logo refresh + brand colors & fonts
- Booking / quote / estimate forms
- Blog + 3 starter posts written for you
- Google + Meta tracking installed
- Unlimited pages — everything in Boost
- Online store, catalog or booking system
- Custom features: 3D, configurators, dashboards
- AI automations: auto-reply DMs, lead follow-up
- Launch video reel for social
- Full brand kit + social templates
- Priority build lane
Care Plan $80/mo
We keep it fast, safe, updated and ranking — so you never think about your website again.
- We manage your hosting, SSL & domain
- Unlimited small edits (up to 2 hrs/mo)
- Daily backups + security updates
- 24/7 uptime monitoring
- Monthly speed + SEO checkup
- Text us — real human, fast replies
The “love it” promise.
We don't launch until you love it. Unlimited design revisions before launch, a clear quote up front, and you own every pixel. If we ever part ways, your site and domain go with you. No hostage situations.
Price it yourself. No sales call needed.
50% to start, 50% at launch. No contracts. Cancel care anytime and keep your site.
Why not just use a site builder?
Your industry. Your city.
How we launch you.
Vibe check
15-min call or text. Tell us what you sell and who you sell to.
Mockup drop
You see your homepage designed. We tweak it till you love it.
Build
Pages, forms, SEO, AI, tracking — all wired up and tested on every phone.
Launch 🚀
Live on your domain. We post it, index it, and keep it fresh monthly.
Know a business with a trash website?
Send them our way. When they launch, you get paid. Barbers, plumbers, restaurants, your cousin's food truck — everybody knows somebody.
Become a partner →Paid when your referral's site goes live and their first payment clears. No cap on referrals.
FAQ
Do I actually own my website?
Yes. Domain and hosting are in your name and you pay them directly at cost (most sites run $0–$20/mo for hosting and ~$20/yr for the domain). We never hold your site hostage.
What's the $80/mo care plan?
Every site we build comes with it. We manage hosting and security, back it up daily, monitor it 24/7, do a monthly speed + SEO checkup, and make your small edits (up to 2 hours a month). Cancel anytime — you keep the site.
How do I pay?
50% to start, 50% before your site goes live. No long-term contracts, no hidden fees. Full details in our Payment & Refund Policy.
How fast is it really?
Starter sites go live in about 7 days, Boost in about 10, Takeover in 2–3 weeks. Need it yesterday? Add the 72-hour rush.
Can you redo my current site?
Absolutely. We rebuild from scratch, move your domain over, and keep your Google rankings with proper redirects.
Will it work for my kind of business?
If you sell something, yes. Restaurants, barbers, contractors, boutiques, furniture, auto, gyms, churches, salons — we build it around what you sell.
What's the AI chat assistant?
A chat bubble on your site that knows your products, prices, hours and policies. It answers questions at 2am and sends you hot leads.
Ready to launch?
Tell us about your business. You'll get a free mockup plan — no pressure, no contracts, no sales robot.
- Free homepage mockup plan
- Straight answer on price — same day
- Live in as little as 72 hours